Baby Blockers

n. Refers to any variety of oral contraceptive ingested by females for the purpose of preventing a condition known as pregnancy. Baby Blockers are typically prescribed by your friendly healthcare provider upon request and a standard pregnancy test and pelvic exam. They may be obtained at your local pharmacy and or family planning clinic often times for low to no cost. When taken correctly they are up to 99% effective at preventing pregnancy however they do not protect against STD's- so make sure to always wrap it up and follow safe sex practices.

I have to take my baby blockers every day so that I do not become pregnant.

Baby Blockers by kasian July 22, 2007

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baby blocker

a) condom
b) birth control

Devin: I heard you got that fat chick pregnant
Phill: Yea man I should have used a baby blocker

baby blocker by childarsenist November 15, 2009

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BabyBlocker

a condom or other device of sexual protection

John and Angela are having sex. Angela: "oh! yes! yes!!"
John: "Aw fuck yeah"
Angela:"WAIT do you have a babyblocker?"
John: "of course, i don't want a kid at this young age."

BabyBlocker by stellerrr6969 January 25, 2009

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

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