BabyBlocker 

a condom or other device of sexual protection

John and Angela are having sex. Angela: "oh! yes! yes!!"
John: "Aw fuck yeah"
Angela:"WAIT do you have a babyblocker?"
John: "of course, i don't want a kid at this young age."

BabyBlocker by stellerrr6969 January 25, 2009

Bassblocker 

the act of blocking bass at a show

yo minnisota needs to stop bn a bassblocker and turn that shit the fuck up!

Bassblocker by dee shnutz October 26, 2011

baby blocker 

a) condom
b) birth control

Devin: I heard you got that fat chick pregnant
Phill: Yea man I should have used a baby blocker

baby blocker by childarsenist November 15, 2009

Babylicker 

1.To exhibit a cringing amount affection and flattery to please a baby like speaking in a high pitched voice, screaming, fondling the baby.
Usually used to describe females who over-react upon seeing a baby.

Girl: "OMG he's so adorable! I want to squeeze it so hard that his eyeballs pop out!"
Guy: "Calm down, you are such a babylicker!"

Babylicker by howwonderfoo October 28, 2013

Babybookers 

Highly annoying people who use Facebook for no other reason then to constantly post pictures of their hideous, ugly children. These people are usually so wrapped up in their own world, that they fail to realize that their baby looks like a science experiment gone wrong. Unfortunately, those of us who are friends with Babybookers must endure endless photos of their pig-faced, large cranium, cross-eyed offspring.

Babybookers should realize that no one really gives a fuck what their ugly children look like.

Babybookers by Whipcreemz March 4, 2011

BackBlockers

The Biggest Steppers that reside in the dale, they make money and don’t do the outsiders, tells everybody stay across the tracks or else!

Them backblockers really be stepping, nobody can do anything with them!

BackBlockers by CEO BACKBLOCK January 3, 2022

ballblocker 

One who's balls are perfectly tuned to block the frequency range utilised by the wireless standard IEEE 802.11.

Yo dawg your mum is such a ballblocker

ballblocker by captainballblock February 21, 2011