"Before You Follow" - used on social media, most often to make sure nazis or pedophiles don't follow you, or if you run a nsfw blog, to make sure minors don't follow you
Stands for Before You Follow. Used on Tumblr by the type of people who get called "Tumblrinas" and "Special Snowflakes" unironically by even more pathetic, fedora-toting, anti-SJW types.
Usually read as"don't follow if you are a shitty person or if you disagree with me in any way or think you are the same fictional characters that i think that i am! ask to follow if you are spacegender, goblinkin, or are named Brad!"
if you dont read my byf before following you should kys okay thanks bye!
Byfsismcdab is the short form of "Bitch you fucking stupid idiot suck my cock dumbass bitch", it is the highest form of insult possible, use it on someone while aruing to get the upper hand.
Dude 1: Uh Hu? WELL UR MOM IS FAT
Dude 2: Ok and?
Dude 1: NO ONE ASKED NOOB
Dude 2: Shut up Byfsismcdab
Dude 1: OMG UR SO SMART IM SO DUMB I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO SAY BACK TO THAT
*Dude 1 Has Left The Chat*
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.