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What will you give me if I make this (football throw into a trash can from 30 yards out)?

Answer from the wife, "BSTF"
BSTF by Mota2010 September 25, 2020
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BSTF Owner 1 "You are a king"
BSTF Owner 2 "you too, king"

BSTFUAGMMAS 

It's what you tell your woman to do when she's speaking. "Bitch, shut the fuck up and go make me a sandwish."
Her: "Hey, sweetie... Did I tell you about..."
<interruption>
Him: "BSTFUAGMMAS"
BSTFUAGMMAS by Le Noir October 26, 2006
Bitch shut the fuck up! (mostly instant messengers)
On Aol instant messenger, some ho ims you and shes annoying you, you say BSTFU (BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP!)
bstfu by Special Steve! November 6, 2005
Bstfu or i’ll shoot you ass
Bstfu by SubaruTrissi February 14, 2018

BSTFUAJSMD

Abbreviation: Bitch shut the fuck up and just suck my dick

Usually said when angry/frustrated, annoyed
Jennissa: Why are you cheating on me with different sluts on your phone like that, what the hell's wrong with you ?
Dave: BSTFUAJSMD, which means Bitch shut the fuck up and just suck my dick. Cause you're annoying me with all of your bitching this morning.
BSTFUAJSMD by Litty3TittyZ March 3, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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