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Brownbagger

adj. 1) A person whose face must be coverd by a brown paper bag in order to enter any form of relationship with them; 2) An unattractive partner.
"As I'm single right now, I just don't see myself dating a brownbagger any time soon."

"Dude, you are dating such a brownbagger."

"Damn, that Chick's a Stunner, check out that Body!"
"Maybe you should turn her around, check out that face."
"Oh Sh%t, She is such a Brownbagger!"
Brownbagger by TNT&MnMs March 5, 2010

brownbagger

Lcpl. Graham refused to get any pussy in Thailand because he is a brownbagger.
brownbagger by Candidate Badass August 30, 2007

BrownBagger

A man who never learned to their ass correctly after defecating and wipes from back to front inevitably leaving a trail of feces on their scrotum.
Ivan washes his balls after shitting because he's a brownbagger.
BrownBagger by BKpaw July 7, 2024

double brownbagger 

n. see brownbagger. A female who is so unattractive that you require not just one brown bag on her head while having sex, but one on your own in case hers falls off.
Fred: Hey Billy, here's a picture of my new wife Jen, isn't she great?

Bill: Damn.....double brownbagger.
double brownbagger by D-Glove February 24, 2004

Brownbacker 

"Brownbacking is unprotected anal sex, or anal sex without condoms. The term should be understood to refer to risky unprotected anal with multiple and often anonymous partners and a self-identified "brownbacker"—someone with that bumper sticker on his car—is someone who seeks unprotected anal sex with multiple and often anonymous partners. Brownbackers prefer that term because it sounds sexy and healthy and glamorous and it lends itself to brownback-glamorizing bullshit. ... It associates shitty behavior and shitty choices with actual shit."
As a Brownbacker, a guy will often end up with santorum all over his dick.
Brownbacker by nezus November 9, 2009

Brown Bagger 

A woman with a fine ass body but an ugly face. But hey, that's nothing a brown bag can't handle.
"girl you're a brown bagger, you ugly as hell, but I would still hit that if you put a brown bag on your head."
Brown Bagger by Zclause October 23, 2008