A most delightful drink, typically manufactured by Motts, distributed by local grocery stores nationwide. To the confusion of close buddies when you say "hey want a brewskie?" And they receive an apple juice, it's a simple way of letting them know you don't drink that often.
Bro 1: Bruh, toss me a couple brewskies, yuh?
Bro 2: #$wagalicious man, brewskies comin' yo way
Eric: The hell are you guys talking about that's apple juice
Bros 1 & 2: fck off m8
When you put your girl friends before your boyfriend; An alternative to woes before bros.
Jim:"So, Carol, are you going out to dinner with the guys and me tonight?
Carol:"No, sorry Jim"
Jim:"I thought that you said earlier that you could go"
Carol:"Brittany and I are watching Netflix tonight, breasties before testes!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.