BP Spill

Like an Alaskan Pipeline, but a hole is poked in the condom, so as it warms up, a little bit of shit will leak out.

I was excited last night to lay an Alaskan Pipeline, but was startled when it turned into a BP Spill.

BP Spill by Zemanator December 8, 2020

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bp_spill_tea by Rosé's Solo January 2, 2021

BP Oil Spill 

The definition of lazy/cheap CEOs, horrible collaboration of ideas/scientists, and a shit-fuck-ton of oil spilled into the Gulf of Mexico.

Simply, a oil spill no one knows how to fucking deal with until shit hits the fan.

Scientist 1: Dude! Let's use shredded tires and golf balls to stop the oil!

Scientist 2: Or we can use fucking horse shit to stop it! Horse shit!

Logical Scientist: We can also suggest that repairs are done on time and equipment is properly maintained by hiring more workers. It'll only cost --

*Gunshot*

Scientist 3: We're not here to help, we're here to try worthless ideas, and milk these fuckers. This BP Oil Spill will be our cash cow.

BP Oil Spill by Allen75x June 1, 2010

BP oil spill 

A giant mess

"Did you see that kid throw up in the hallway today? The vomit went everywhere!"
"Oh yeah, now that was. a BP oil spill"

BP oil spill by Dr_K4rma April 17, 2019

BP Oil Spill 

When a man or woman has explosive diarrhea in a bathtub, causing a layer of "oil" to rise to the top, in which the couple engages in sexual intercourse in such bathtub.

A - "So i did some kinky stuff with Cindy last night."

B - "Oh really? What kind of stuff?"

A - "We did the BP Oil Spill. Best sex of my life!"

B - "You're fucked up dude, I'm going home."

BP Oil Spill by Toby The Cat September 16, 2010

BP Oil Spill 

To pull out when having anal sex in a pool or hot tub with someone who has to take a shit. The resulting diarrhea will leak out into the water when you pull out, emulating the BP Oil Spill.

I gave your mom a BP Oil Spill last night, and clogged the drain in your hot tub.

BP Oil Spill by Bucky Cap July 9, 2010

BP Oil Spill 

When a condom breaks and she got pregnant. BP Oil Spill

Boyfriend: Oh shit, I think i just had a BP Oil Spill.

Girlfriend: WTF does that mean?

Boyfriend: *never returns her calls*

BP Oil Spill by TacoMann August 20, 2010