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BME Pain Olympics 

A so called competition where a man mutilates his genitals. Its gained fame in 2012 when they started videotaping themselves committing the act. You along with 99.9% of people are probably asking yourself why someone would want to do this and the answer is the contestants are usually very low iq, have nothing to live for, and are all around just odd people. The contestants take a local Anesthesia and proceed to cut off their balls either with a knife, hatchet, or whatever their creative mind can think off. The fact that they cannot feel anything they are doing because of the anesthesia brings to question why its even called the “Pain” olympics. They also usually cut off the entire genitalia and proceed the cut them up on a table, I don’t know how it’s supposed to cause more pain but I think at this point they’re just trying to make you puke. There is no winner of this competition and the contestants receive no prize. Which makes you question even more of why someone would do this.
“Hey man have you seen the BME Pain Olympics?” “Ya man those guys are totally mental”
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bme pain olympics 

The most disturbing video you will ever see... Ever.
The video takes place during the final round and features one or more males divulging in the act of self castration.
So did you watch the BME Pain Olympics?
"yeah, I threw up too"
bme pain olympics by o ReV October 31, 2007

BME Pain Olympics 

A competition in which participators are willing to cut their dicks in front of their camera, how disgusting

bme pain olympics 

A video where men literly saw their penises off. This is the worst video out there. It sounds bad but its even WORSE. Everyone reading this who hasnt seen it is probably about to go watch it to check it out because it seems so bad. Don't. It will literally scar you. I don't think I will EVER get that image out of my mind. I truy advise you not to watch it.
You really don't want to watch the bme pain olympics. I'm not kidding.
bme pain olympics by Just Trust Me September 27, 2009

BME Pain Olympics 

A really messed up viral video. It involves the act of men "home"-castrating themselves. It shows the entire process of the castration. The video ends with showing the finished product. The tools involved were cutting boards, a knife for one guy, and an axe for the other guy.
I watched the BME Pain Olympics video, and I threw up, passed out, and I woke up with a painful set of dick and balls.
BME Pain Olympics by CrunkSandwich January 4, 2008

bme pain olympics 

the nastiest shit where a guy chops his pee pee off and pops out his jewels. don't ever watch this video
I sent the bme pain olympics video to my friend andrew and he almost killed himself
bme pain olympics by APdaBoss January 27, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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