BLURFO

Any blurry still-frame image or video purported to be a UFO.

The advent of the cellphone camera, and dependancy on auto-focus has lead to an avalanche of BLURFO sightings in recent years.

by marybethjones October 21, 2010

Blurfist

Verb. For one who performs an intense and vicious masturbation session that the hand moves so quickly it becomes blurry to the untrained eye.

Pete was blurfisting last night in preparation for FistFest so vigorously that he broke his dick.

by mini man May 11, 2009

full burford

The act of unequivocally losing your shit at customer service staff.

"Jinendra went full burford at the guy behind the counter at Euro Car Parts after managing to buy something that wasn't on sale."

"Finally got that issue resolved after going full burford on Twitter"

by rustysheriff July 17, 2020

Bluefoot

Used to describe a very pale person. Normally pale people have blue veins all over their feet that many believe is very alien like.

omg look at that bluefoot over there !

by GenZPOC May 18, 2021

blurfsnart

A person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. A complete gross-out of a guy.

If someone does something disgusting you say "what a blurfsnart" implying they are just too vulgar.

by atrebor September 21, 2005

Burford

A person that is a huge fucking pussy and rats other people out for self-serving reasons. A complete self-righteous, over-dramatic, douche that everyone hates.

1."Oh man can you believe how gay that guy is? He's a total Burford."

2."Dude how the hell did your girlfriend find out you cheated?"
"One of her lame ass friends totally burfored me."

by Frat-For Life April 29, 2010

blurbologist

One who specializes in the creation or writing of small creative blurbs for any online or print media.

as in.. "Hey we need a funny caption for that picture on the website, send it to Wendy, she's the best blurbologist we got"

by bmattb September 21, 2008