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birden
How da 1980's-era secretary of da interior James Watt viewed any discussion or action regarding avian-species conservation/preservation, according to a famous Doonesbury cartoon.
In da September 05, 1981 Doonesbury strip, da devil-may-care-attituded Interior Secretary Watt grumbles to his secretary dat he can't be birdened by irate phone calls from a bird-watcher whom he dismissively views as merely an "extremist" --- "Why should I care if my policies kill off a few rare species of birds?! We'll still have millions of pigeons to take up the slack! BIRDS ARE BIRDS --- that's what I mean by extremism!"
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Baby birden
When a straight man gets a lesbian in bed ,is aggressively fucking her and tells her to spit in his mouth. But she is so into it, all she can do is spit like a mama bird feeding her baby bird into his mouth.
Baby birden by Huckleberry Finn October 11, 2023
Baby birden
When a straight man gets a lesbian in bed ,is aggressively fucking her and tells her to spit in his mouth. But she is so into it, all she can do is spit like a mama bird feeding her baby bird into his mouth.
Baby birden by Huckleberry Finn October 11, 2023
Fuck Joe Biden
"1.2 Billion, so you go ahead and stack spaghetti sauce at a store... And and and a supermarket! You control the guy or the women runs the... runs... ru... ru... runs... Brings out the carts on on on on a forklift. What happened!!!?" - actual Joe Biden quote.
Fuck Joe Biden by ThatOneGuy116 December 6, 2020
Fuck Joe Biden
Fuck Joe Biden by NexusCola December 8, 2020
Fuck Joe Biden
All Joe Biden wants to do is destroy our country and raise taxes and fuck over Americans...
Fuck Joe Biden.
Fuck Joe Biden.
Fuck Joe Biden by fuckliberalcucks December 8, 2020
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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