BHV is short for Butt Hole Virginity, or the virginity of one's butt hole. Unlike a regular virginity, BHV cannot be lost in anyway, so everyone can be proud of maintaining their BHV throughout their entire life. Sometimes, when someone takes it up the butt hole, they consider it 'losing' their BHV, but they can lose their BHV infinitly because it is always there. Locations that sport extreme BHV activiities are 1. Prisons (research shows that comitting a major crime and recieving time in prison guarantees the crime-doer to have BHV activity within a time spectrum of 2 minutes to 4 days, depending on size and level of bad askness of the crime-doer). 2. Wherever Freddy Mercury was during his lifetime. 3. Houses of select priests or religious figures.
Dude! I totally got scammed the other day! I found an auction this 19-year-old girl was holding to get herself to college, she was auctioning off her virginity! So I bid 1.3 million dollars, and found out that it was her BHV, which I get enough of from my wife.
To get BHVR’d (pronounced “Behavior’d”) means to play your cards right, do what was required of you, beat the system, and generally earn your victory, only to have your efforts thwarted by a factor completely out of your control. The term comes from Canadian video game development team Behaviour “BHVR” Interactive, creators of Dead By Daylight, a game notorious for screwing its players over with poor optimization, badly-designed hitboxes, and the worst dedicated servers known to mankind.
“I had to do all the work on the project because Jimmy was too busy getting high all the time and I got a damn F for not letting him participate.”
A really awesome Indian dude, who is missing vowels but make up for it with his swag. Usually very funny, appreciative and the nicest guy in the world.
Sahib: That guy is so cool, and hes nice too!
Allie: I know hes such a Bhvin!
Emily: I agere!