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Short for age regression, a 100% sfw coping mechanism for some people to deal with trauma or mental illness. It is not at all affiliated with age play, which is a kink, and many regressers don’t like interacting with those into age play
“Why do you have a pacifier?” “Oh, I’m an age regresser.”
“You keep tagging pictures with ‘agere’, what does that mean?” “It’s short for age regression!”
Agere by Angelicsky August 14, 2018
Urban Dictionary Merch
a shortened term for age regression. it is a coping mechanism where you regress to a younger state of mind. it is NOT kink or sexual in any way.
there are a lot of agere communities on sites like tumblr or tiktok
Agere by p0pzii October 16, 2021
Agere is a shortened version of age regression. Age regression is 100% sfw. Agere is a coping mechanism for all people. Some people age regress if they are feeling bad mentally. Agere isn't always a choice and sometimes is used as a form of therapy due to childhood trauma. Age regression is NOT age play, a kink.
Agere is a good coping mechanism that I use.
Agere by Djgyqnfueyf July 26, 2021
Latin for “to act on the things to do”
Lets agree to agere
Agere by Flux Pistol May 9, 2020

AIFF UTDONT AGERE THAN FKCU 

The phrase is literally "And if you do not agree, fuck you."

Commonly expressed in online forum boards with at least 7 typos accompanied with a particular expression or point of view by a narrowminded individual.

Many variations of typos for the phrase exist considering the writer often types in rage, although one similarity between all variations is typically a liberal use of caps locks.
/HOT!
/Topic started 15. Apr 2011
Canar: Dubstep is over.
Minionofset: I do not agree.
PixieFairyNarwhalFood: JUNGLE ISJ BETTR THEN DUBSTOE, AIFF UTDONT AGERE THAN FKCU
GeorgeForeman: This isn't where I parked my car!

Ageless Beauty 

A woman so jacked up on Botox that it is nearly impossible to guess her real age.
The Carny was off by 20 years trying to guess how old the Ageless Beauty was. He had to cough up the giant stuffed animal!
Ageless Beauty by will bitten October 2, 2016

Workplace Aggression

Logically enough workplace aggression is specifically aggression that occurs in the workplace. It is commonly found within a toxic workplace and can include a variety of unpleasant behaviours. These can range from verbal, (insulting people, spreading rumours, telling lies or maliciously instituting grievance procedures), to physical attacks (pushing, slapping, punching or attacking with a weapon). It’s the sort of behaviour which, if it was carried out on the street would, in many cases result in arrest by the police or prosecution in the Civil Courts.
Workplace aggression is a symptom of a toxic workplace.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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