2 definitions by Thighler Thamerson Threatening
BHV is short for Butt Hole Virginity, or the virginity of one's butt hole. Unlike a regular virginity, BHV cannot be lost in anyway, so everyone can be proud of maintaining their BHV throughout their entire life. Sometimes, when someone takes it up the butt hole, they consider it 'losing' their BHV, but they can lose their BHV infinitly because it is always there. Locations that sport extreme BHV activiities are 1. Prisons (research shows that comitting a major crime and recieving time in prison guarantees the crime-doer to have BHV activity within a time spectrum of 2 minutes to 4 days, depending on size and level of bad askness of the crime-doer). 2. Wherever Freddy Mercury was during his lifetime. 3. Houses of select priests or religious figures.
Dude! I totally got scammed the other day! I found an auction this 19-year-old girl was holding to get herself to college, she was auctioning off her virginity! So I bid 1.3 million dollars, and found out that it was her BHV, which I get enough of from my wife.
by Thighler Thamerson Threatening July 24, 2011
For children from the ages 5-17, or anyone who wouldn't like to look immature on Facebook by using curse words, Bad Ask is a way to say Bad Ass politely and so that no one will pass judgement upon your immaturity. Often used to dodge angry parents or teachers at school. Any adjective may be inserted in place of Bad, such as Dumb, Amazing, Bruised, or Sore. Pretty much, this word can be placed anywhere the word ASS would be placed and you can get away with saying it anywhere, anytime. Even in Church.
I'm such a dumb ask, this chick with an absolutely mind-blowing ask was talking to me last night and she offered to let me ram her sexy ask. But I was so drunk offa my fat, white ask that I let it slide out from underneath me! But. I still am a bad ask, check out this hickey I gave myself this morning!
by Thighler Thamerson Threatening July 24, 2011