Pulls too many bitches….he can get anyone he wants n all the bitches on his phone.He is super cool n the best person ever. Got to many hoes n is rich for real.

Bertin gets too many bitches….his phone hurtin.

Bertin by Bih/Im/him May 9, 2022

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Bertin

A calm friendly person who almost never gets mad but can be very rude at times and is kinda shy and keep to them selfs

Bertin is very shy and quiet

Bertin by Bad bitch _69 November 20, 2021

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Jacob Bertin

A kid that isn't really good at anything

Mark: wow im so good
Nicolay: no you are Jacob Bertin

Jacob Bertin by hello796659 January 3, 2017

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Berfin

She's the prettiest, coolest, kindest girl you will ever meet. Loyalty is one of her biggest strength and she is always honest.. probably in a way that might hurt you. She has an amazing sexappeal and she makes you some type of way. She is highly intelligent and she will break your heart into pieces if needed. You will always remeber her pretty smile and her heart eyes, so don't lose her..
By the way, she has a hot hot bum!

Oh wow... this person is a Berfin!

I need a Berfin in my Life.
What a Berfinlicious butt!

Berfin by talyaxo August 24, 2017

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Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.

After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer by Louisiana Gold December 21, 2008