bemho

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"Basic Early Morning Hard On"

Girl: Whats that?
You: Oh shit its just a bemho baby.

bemho by 4:20_all_day August 16, 2004

Words you can keep

BEMHO

Big Early Morning Hard-On

Men frequently awake with hard-on's in the morning. Usually associated with the urge to urinate.
1. Man,..I had a wicked BEMHO when I woke up this morning so I gave it to the GF

2.So you took that girl home last night? Did you give her your BEMHO?

3. Yo BEMHO,...What's up?

BEMHO by Bemho April 22, 2010

Related Words

bemho • behoove • Becho • bemo • beehotch • bemon • bedhopper • behos • bechod • bechouli

bemho

acronym for "brief early morning hard on"

Every Monday I wake up with a bemho.

bemho by harold graves May 29, 2003

Bamhocked

A degree of drunkenness higher than that of hamhocked in which one can no longer spell hamhocked and/or speak in complete sentences.

Jack: "Dis Jack, I'm not bamhocked."
Dan: "Exactly."

Bamhocked by MTRK December 23, 2014

gentlemen behold

What the character Dr. Weird from the Adult Swim TV show Aqua Teen Hunger Force says at the beginning of each episode, even though he is usually only talking to his assistant, Steve.

Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, Behold!!

Dr. Weird: I have created... this thing!

gentlemen behold by Bob882 August 22, 2004

Beholegranated

To beholegranate something, such as money.

Does the money need to be beholegranated in any way?

Beholegranated by bee movie enthusiast May 4, 2021

Bumhole signal

The circular symbol on an iPhone showing that you don't have 3G but instead have the awful GPRS

Grr, can't get on the internet..got bumhole signal!
Aaah facebooks being really slow, on bumhole signal.

Bumhole signal by Gregggssss April 26, 2012

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026