bemho 

"Basic Early Morning Hard On"

Girl: Whats that?
You: Oh shit its just a bemho baby.

bemho by 4:20_all_day August 16, 2004

BEMHO 

Big Early Morning Hard-On

Men frequently awake with hard-on's in the morning. Usually associated with the urge to urinate.
1. Man,..I had a wicked BEMHO when I woke up this morning so I gave it to the GF

2.So you took that girl home last night? Did you give her your BEMHO?

3. Yo BEMHO,...What's up?

BEMHO by Bemho April 22, 2010

bemho 

acronym for "brief early morning hard on"

Every Monday I wake up with a bemho.

bemho by harold graves May 29, 2003

Bamhocked

A degree of drunkenness higher than that of hamhocked in which one can no longer spell hamhocked and/or speak in complete sentences.

Jack: "Dis Jack, I'm not bamhocked."
Dan: "Exactly."

Bamhocked by MTRK December 23, 2014

gentlemen behold 

What the character Dr. Weird from the Adult Swim TV show Aqua Teen Hunger Force says at the beginning of each episode, even though he is usually only talking to his assistant, Steve.

Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, Behold!!

Dr. Weird: I have created... this thing!

gentlemen behold by Bob882 August 22, 2004

Beholegranated

To beholegranate something, such as money.

Does the money need to be beholegranated in any way?

Beholegranated by bee movie enthusiast May 4, 2021

Bumhole signal 

The circular symbol on an iPhone showing that you don't have 3G but instead have the awful GPRS

Grr, can't get on the internet..got bumhole signal!
Aaah facebooks being really slow, on bumhole signal.

Bumhole signal by Gregggssss April 26, 2012