Beattie 

1) Intense or overpowering emotion such as joy, love, hatred or anger.
- Try and play it with a little more Beattie. You know,
like an 80s Hair Band rockin out a power ballad.

2) A strong sexual desire.
- I went Beattie all over her ass in the airport after
being away in Africa for six months.

3) A strong enthusiasm for a subject or activity.
- Beattie overwhelmed me with the thought that I'd be
sitting beside John Krasinski on the set of The Office

4) A sudden outburst of an emotion such as rage, hatred or jealousy.

- The string of hater emails sent her into a fit of
rage and Beattie.

Beattie by Mistress 1, Husband 0 October 11, 2007

Beattie 

A marijuana cigarette.

Wanna smoke a beattie?

Beattie by Ludanix July 6, 2006

beattie 

an act of masturbation intergrating human excrement.
The beattie is performed when an individual is aroused during a bowel movement (generally from watching beastiality pornography).
The participant then uses the warm fresh stool to lather their genitalia vigorously as a lubricant whilst masturbating furiously.
Effects can cause the participants tongue to protrude then retract rapidly out of the mouth during intense concentration and excitement.

"I've been eating a lot of corn today, hopefully I can use the kernels as pleasure beads during my Beattie tonight"

beattie by Spoon menace February 3, 2017

beattie 

To quit without conveying a message of weakness. eg Peter Beattie resigned his post as Premier of Queenland because he felt that new blood needed to be introduced.

I'm sick of my boss bustin' my chops all the time... I'm going to pull a beattie and take my benefits.

beattie by alrenardo September 23, 2007

Beattie 

A chaotic, epileptic multinational extremist, who promotes violence against both Brexit and Trump. Approaches carefully unless offered Doritos or Red Bull.
Never let him cook or he'll burn the house down or give you food poisoning.

Beattie you idiot, how did you manage to burn a SALAD?!

Beattie by RealMacbeth October 16, 2019

Beattie Smash 

1. The most aggressive, powerful beatdown you could get, known to mankind.

2. Polo-er, rugby-er, shooter, waterskiier extraordinaire.

3. A stronger verb than the word smash, itself.

"Holy crap dude, you just got Beattie Smashed!"

"BEATTIE SMASH!"

"That tower got frekkin' Beattie Smashed!"

Beattie Smash by Craig David's Lovechild. October 27, 2008

Beattie, James

Fat, overweight, ugly, scummer

James Beattie ate all the pies

Beattie, James by Rachel (PA) November 11, 2004