Beattie

A chaotic, epileptic multinational extremist, who promotes violence against both Brexit and Trump. Approaches carefully unless offered Doritos or Red Bull.
Never let him cook or he'll burn the house down or give you food poisoning.
Beattie you idiot, how did you manage to burn a SALAD?!
by RealMacbeth October 16, 2019
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