Beatties

When a lad you love cheats on you just when you feel secure, he has pulled a Beatties on you!!!

B/F: I love u hunny bunny purlease never leave me!
G/F: O...K... whatever!
*months down the line*
G/F: Oh Im glad im with him he really is nice!
*B/F shacks up with uber fat chic from Beatties!, Ooooooooh how DEGRADING*

by Trinkbar_Trina March 30, 2005

bouncing betties

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)

Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.

by goose_on_a_roof October 16, 2020

phat beatsies

Only the fattest of beats

I just want to live my dream and make phat beatsies.

by Paradigm. April 22, 2017

DJ BEATTIE

IS A TERM USED WHEN THE DJ AT THE RADIO STATION HAS NOT GOT A CLUE WHAT HE OR SHE IS DOING PRESSING ALL THE WRONG BUTTONS AND PLAYING SHIT SONGS THAT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF

HI I AM A DJ BEATTIE I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I AM SUPPOSED TO DO IN HERE MAYBE I WILL PUT MY FOOT ON A LITTLE PUFF YEAH FEELS GOOD MAN

HEY DID YOU HERE THAT DJ BEATTIE LAST NIGHT ON THE RADIO HE REALLY FUCKED UP THE SHOW BIG TIME

by SUPER POSTIE June 10, 2011

Low batties

This is slang found in inner London meaning low trousers

Use looking buff in dose low batties

by Aggressor April 20, 2010

Beattie Smash

1. The most aggressive, powerful beatdown you could get, known to mankind.

2. Polo-er, rugby-er, shooter, waterskiier extraordinaire.

3. A stronger verb than the word smash, itself.

"Holy crap dude, you just got Beattie Smashed!"

"BEATTIE SMASH!"

"That tower got frekkin' Beattie Smashed!"

by Craig David's Lovechild. October 27, 2008

No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality

man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."

by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010