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bouncing betties 

a large set of women’s breasts that perform a lively mating dance with the eyes of every man whos body is coursing with testosterone (A man need not be in eye-shot of such a spectacle to be effected as his...ur, umm…”divining rod” points the way like a compass to magnetic north.)
Dude: Scope those curvacious maidens. I’ll pounce the coal top with the bouncing betties. What’s your ruling on the blonde?
Wingman: The dewclaws are up.

phat beatsies

Only the fattest of beats
I just want to live my dream and make phat beatsies.
phat beatsies by Paradigm. April 22, 2017

DJ BEATTIE 

IS A TERM USED WHEN THE DJ AT THE RADIO STATION HAS NOT GOT A CLUE WHAT HE OR SHE IS DOING PRESSING ALL THE WRONG BUTTONS AND PLAYING SHIT SONGS THAT NO ONE HAS EVER HEARD OF
HI I AM A DJ BEATTIE I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK I AM SUPPOSED TO DO IN HERE MAYBE I WILL PUT MY FOOT ON A LITTLE PUFF YEAH FEELS GOOD MAN

HEY DID YOU HERE THAT DJ BEATTIE LAST NIGHT ON THE RADIO HE REALLY FUCKED UP THE SHOW BIG TIME
DJ BEATTIE by SUPER POSTIE June 10, 2011

Low batties 

This is slang found in inner London meaning low trousers
Use looking buff in dose low batties
Low batties by Aggressor April 20, 2010

Beattie Smash 

1. The most aggressive, powerful beatdown you could get, known to mankind.

2. Polo-er, rugby-er, shooter, waterskiier extraordinaire.

3. A stronger verb than the word smash, itself.
"Holy crap dude, you just got Beattie Smashed!"

"BEATTIE SMASH!"

"That tower got frekkin' Beattie Smashed!"

No Beasties

said to reinsure someone to make them believe you are not into beastiality; used when saying something that can appear to be a statement of beastiality
man: "What breed is it?"
pet owner: "Its a labrodor rechever"
man: "That is a cute dog, no beasties though."
No Beasties by Ashtrey001 March 15, 2010