B.P. Syndrome 

Symptoms for someone who suffers from B.P. Syndrome has consumed a copious amount of alcohol at a social gathering, usually someone young, who ends up crashing the party by shitting one selfs pants.

"My god hes got B.P. Syndrome doesn't he??"

"It sure smells like it!"

B.P. Syndrome by Peter underguard January 18, 2009

P.O.B syndrome 

Pain Of Balls syndrome
The pain in your testicals after having a mega boner for roughly 3 hours in your pants, due to the fact that the girl doesn't want to have sex or even touch your junk

I had P.O.B syndrome last night, my girl friend wouldn't even touch my dick, i couldn't walk for 3 hours it hurt so much.

P.O.B syndrome by cock master flex the 3rd June 20, 2011

Post BP Syndrome 

Describes someone who frequently spills liquids and takes a while to clean up. May still be in shock of the Oil Spill of 2010 caused by idiotic company British Petroleum, commonly referred to as BP.

The victim's personality dose not determine any factors. Only weather or not the person has

A. Heard of the oil spill

B. Cares at least a little bit

C. Has seen the aftermath

D. Dislikes BP in some form

People affected not only just leak fluids into larger water areas such as bathtubs, swimming pools, lakes; and in some cases; puddles, but also could leak onto anything, anywhere, at anytime. Girls currently experiencing their period are not affected because PMS, or Pre Menstral Syndrome cancels it out.

Girl #1: Carrying a mug full of soda: Hello everyone! I'm here with my... *drops soda*

Boy #1: Oh No! My parents are going to fuck me up!

Girl #1: It's OK! I'll get the vacuum!

Girl #2: Doesn't she know vacuums don't clean up spills?

Boy #1: She must be suffering from Post BP Syndrome

Boy #2: Oh, poor girl, at least it's not oil, or at water

Girl #3: She must be fidgeting for the animals!

Girl #1: Ok! I think this seemingly stain removing spray will work instead

*sprays all over carpet, a second later, it turns in to hair]

Girl #1: WHY DO I RUIN EVERYTHING

Boy #3: If only BP were as kind-hearted as her

Post BP Syndrome by ihateurmom July 7, 2010