Old-timey colloquialism for "poop", "shit", and "crap" used by Eastern Kentucky / Appalachia residents — namely those from the Ashland, KY area. Especially favored by Grammies and Granddads born during the 1930s.
A person that makes drugs for a living and makes his house and everyones around his smell like chemicals.
Or
A person that is the opposite of Walter from Breaking Bad and is just bad because he uses his product as well and may go after children because he's lost his sense.
Or
A person that is supplying a small town with misery while everyone knows where the drugs come from yet nothing comes of it.
Or
A person that makes so much illegal substances that it's almost like he's a pooper pooping them all out.
A "Boaper" may be seen setting up fake yard sales or make vehicles for sale by their residence to cover their activity.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.