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B.H.W.L Judge 

When a man has to determine if a woman is a bitch, hoe, whore, or lady to decide how serious he should take her based off how she carries herself.
Bitches are obnoxious and annoying. Hoes and whores just sleep around, but hoes want to get paid from it. Ladies are feminine and respectable, while carrying them selves with grace. Which makes me a good B.H.W.L Judge.
B.H.W.L Judge by Sofakinglit November 5, 2023
Legion of Bored Housewives

Radical suburban wives who form guerrilla style organizations to; e.i. Search for the guy who sells drugs to their children, rig beauty pageants, sabotage a neighbors front lawn, start riots over a romance novel, ect...
"My mom has so much time on her hands. She makes big deals about the littlest things. She's almost a certified member of L.B.H.W the Legion of Bored Housewives."
L.B.H.W by The Master Dutch October 3, 2009

o.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p. 

stands for “oh my god, Sebastian Stan, man you lookin, good you ever see a guy this handsome walking the streets he’s gonna get arrested because he’s killing all the ladies, look at thet, pow pow pow pow pow”
you look so good todayo.m.g.s.s.m.y.l.g.y.e.s.a.g.t.h.w.t.s.g.g.a.b.h.k.a.t.l.l.a.t.p.p.p.p.p.”

T.G.W.W.H.W.D.B.E.H.H.N.M.H.H.H.T. 

The Guy Who Wishes He Was Dead Because Everyone Hates Him No Matter How Hard He Tries
Stranger 1: Who's that guy over there sitting all alone?

Stranger 2: Ohhh, that's just T.G.W.W.H.W.D.B.E.H.H.N.M.H.H.H.T.; don't worry about him, he'll just be a loser for life.
(n.)
"Wanna Be Hipster"
A person who likes "hipster" things but only because they are known as such. Tries to hard to get a look that's not trying at all. Enjoys things such as Starbucks, thick square frame glasses, Instagram, woolen scarves, and Toms.
I know a W.B.H. who just heard about the Starbucks Keurig combination.

Look at that girl in the "vintage" clothing wearing Toms. What a W.B.H.
W.B.H. by cookiedoughdippindots October 19, 2012

i.j.w.t.b.w.h.f.a.e 

I just want to be with her for all eternity
Yh I really like her. I.j.w.t.b.w.h.f.a.e
i.j.w.t.b.w.h.f.a.e by Definitionnnn September 13, 2020