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B'man is an entity of the Internet. He goes where he's called, and when he's done, you have no idea that he's been there at all.
This website has the mark of B'man, but is has been many years since he has been arsed to actually check it out.
B'man by G'man2 April 19, 2006
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A beautiful man. A man who is to be considered perfect.
Chris Brown is such a B-Man.
B-Man by jessiegurl595 April 8, 2009
Someone with Extremely good Posture and has a girlfriend with a bigger dick than him
Hi I’m here for the interview My Name is B-Man
B-Man by Bobby Puig October 3, 2019
A person or persons who prey on young military highschool students, mostly female. Leading on to be the coolest thing that has ever entered their lives, the B-Man will attempt every "Move" in his book but will most likely fail until large portions of alcohol is entered into the equation. The B-Man in every group will be easy to spot, he should be the only one wanting to go to the nearest military post's highschool prom. Your standard B-Man will be dressed in very flashy clothing in hopes to be spoted by the younger and more inexperienced members of the military community.
Hey man stop dancing with that chick you B-Man she still has her backpack on from school.
YO B-Man i wont be able to make it to your courts martial i told you that girl was 15.
B-Man by Carnage2299 June 7, 2011
A fucking wreakhead who smokes weed all day with meally n pman !!
B-man meally an pman was well baked they got a turtle :O
B-man by duhduhh November 22, 2010

B-Man Shuffle

A defensive tactic that can be employed in an intoxicated streetfight against multiple sober opponents. Your belt is removed and thrown away, and your pants are dropped completely to your ankles. You then waddle up to the fight like a penguin with fists raised in "fighting irish" position. No one wants to fight a drunk naked man, and a slow getaway follows.
Dude, how did we not get our asses kicked by those bouncers last night? Well we were outnumbered, but Connors pulled the ol' B-man shuffle and got us out alive.
B-Man Shuffle by Newfie Francis January 11, 2009

FT with the B-Man 

Short for "facetime with the boss." This is a term used by folks on the fast track to success who utilize the strategy of staying close to the executives in their life so that they'll be liked and promoted. It is almost universally successful.
"Sorry, Honey, I'm going to be home late tonight. Joe's in town and I gotta get my FT with the B-Man so I can get that promotion."
FT with the B-Man by coolguyrandall November 18, 2011
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