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Like an emoticon, an assicon is a smiley in the shape of an ass.
The following are assicons:
(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass
(_o_) An ass that's been around
(_x_) Kiss my ass
(_X_) Leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) Tired ass!
(_E=mc2_) Smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
assicon by superslacker87 August 3, 2006
Related Words
The best pair of running shoes you can purchase. They range from 50 dollars to 190 dollars. Almost all dedicated athletes have used asics sometime in thier life. Smart Japanese engineers design them in Japan. Once you buy a pair, you will 90 percent most likely only have asics as your running shoes for the rest of your life.
14/15 track athletes at the city running club use asics for training

Runner's World Magazine: " the Asics GT-2110 is voted the best running shoe of the year. This shoe is an update to the GT-2100, which also won the running shoe of the year last year."
asics by bcyyo December 17, 2006
The flap of skin that kind of hangs down between your ass and your balls.
I’ve been sitting for too long and now my assicle is sore.
Assicle by Big Pot January 10, 2020
n. Killer running shoes. ASICS is an acronym that stands for the Latin phrase Anima Sono in Corpo Sono (Sound Mind, Sound Body). These shoes look clean, so a lot of people will wear them that aren't hardcore runners, but they run ridiculously well, so hardcore runners use them too.
I just bought some ASICS DS-Trainer XIII's.
ASICS by 2% October 17, 2007
Small piece of poop that's been clinging to a clump of arsehole-hair for too long, and has now hardened beyond any hope of being wiped off.
My, that's a fine arsicle you've got there !
Arsicle by HyperShadow March 4, 2003

Arsicle's 

A beautifully descriptive word for an otherwise unfortunate ailment, ie Piles, Haemorrhoids, Arse-grapes, Chalfonts etc.

A simple combination of Arse + Icicle.
HRH the Queen : Sit the fuck down will you !!

Arsicle sufferer: I would sit down your Highness but unfortunately my Arsicles are giving me the right 'ump
Arsicle's by weirdfish April 5, 2005