king's ax 

To proclaim a position or object as yours while touching it for a predetermined period of time (24 hours or less or until you have fallen asleep for example). Allowing you for instance the leisure of leaving your seat, computer, remote, etc for a period of time and to return being able to regain it even if in the possession/use of another person under the mutual agreement between all parties involved to abide by these terms.
You must proclaimed it before all others or when no one else has for X amount of time (24 hours as an example) in this honor bound and/or evidence based system.
This claim can only be made on one position/object at a time and any additional claims made by one person nullifies the most previous and past claims of that one person.
Touching and/or leaving this position/object without restating king's ax constitutes relinquishing all claims on said position/object.

Similar to calling shotgun, dibs, bagsy, or not it.

You are watching television with others and you leave your seat (nice comfy recliner for instance) to go to the restroom. Before leaving while touching your seat you say "king's ax" and go to the bathroom. Upon returning someone has taken your seat and if they do not kindly of their own free will honor the mutually agreed conditions you can restate you have king's ax and thereby regain your seat. Applicable in public or semi-public settings between individuals of similar social order.

Roots may be in the social order and customs of Medieval times. Or my mom made it up, idk.

king's ax by Peregrinus November 6, 2007

ax stink bomb 

The ax stink bomb can be activated when you take off the top of the ax can so the little tip is out and u slam it against the wall untill it starts spraying constantly then you throw it into rooms

Me and my hockey friend had an ax fight and we poped like like 10 ax stink bombs and chucked em into another locker room it was so funny we laphed so hard it hurt well atleast for me I don't know about the other guys. Now for the last day of school were going to do that lol where bad people

ax stink bomb by mr screwy June 4, 2008

A.X.S.E. 

A.X.S.E is an acronym for:
A
Xtremely
Sexual
Encounter.

Jim had a Sexual Encounter and it was Xtreme, Lucky guy huh. A.X.S.E.
the A in the acronym is for: Ay, did you hear from Jim.
the X in the acronym is for: Xtreme what that hooker did to Jim.
the S in the acronym is for: that Sexual surprise was to much for poor Jim.
the E in the acronym is for: the Encounter knocked Jim out because, the hooker held a big piece off wood in her hand.

A.X.S.E. by Little Lobster February 9, 2020

Ax (game server) 

Another bad Battlefield server!

Much like Moongamers' admins, they kicked me today for saying "loser" fafter the admin insulted me! If you call them out on allowing cheats (Aimbot, glitching, health hacks), they kick you and will without notice BAN YOU!!! I don'y miss being abused by them!!!

Ax (game server)

is horrible!

Ax (game server) by stude4art September 29, 2014

We'll eventually have to sharpen the ax 

A common saying for somebody wanting to leave a place, usually a party. Commonly used as a hint that you need to get going.

Well, David, we'll eventually have to sharpen the ax...

We'll eventually have to sharpen the ax by Page Hansen February 22, 2007

sky ax 

a really hard erection that juts upwards towards the sky

He took one look at her tits and launched a sky ax

sky ax by drbillyg April 25, 2011

m o n s t a x 

Beastmode.

(It's a reference from Monsta X's song, Beastmode lol)

P1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
P2: M
P1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
P2: O
P1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
P2: N S T A, X
P1: Beastmode.
OR
P1: M O N S T A X
P2: Wtf are you singing?
P1: Beastmode.

m o n s t a x by Hyungwon's_Coffee August 30, 2022