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Awkuidity 

The level of awkwardness in a certain situation
"The awkuidity was crazy high when i was at the party last night and I bumped into that bird I shagged ages ago
Awkuidity by michael funworth April 25, 2011
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Awkwidity 

The act / being in a state of awkwardness.
Steevo: Hey Ernst! How are you? (*Philo accent)

Ernst: No Steven, I'm not alright. Because your fake accent made me feel uncomfortable.

Steevo: Stop this awkwidity at once! None of that!
Awkwidity by Steeeeeevo June 26, 2009
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Awkwicity 

A term used to refer to the measure of awkwardness in a situation.
The awkwicity was at an all time high
Awkwicity by bubblegumkisses2 August 23, 2011

Awkwidity 

the overall level of awkwardness. single level called and awkwit.
when jason met his girlfriend's father the awkwidity levels were throught the roof
Awkwidity by terryboot December 22, 2008

Awkwiddity

- a lack of cognitive skill

- the quality of an embarrassing situation; "he sensed the awkwiddity of his proposal"

- the sensation of uncomfortable in a simple social situation by virtue of many unspoken but real factors lurking beneath the surface

- the quality of being wooden and inelegant; "he criticized the awkwiddity of the acting"; "there was a certain awkwiddity in his replies"
"he criticized the awkwiddity of the acting"; "there was a certain awkwiddity in his replies"
Awkwiddity by Friendo Baggins December 22, 2009
The auquidity of his gait
auquidity by Pebster August 17, 2017

Awkodity 

No matter the Awkodity we will laugh
Awkodity by Mrs Mac November 30, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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