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Avoidable

Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words--> K thats over 20 letters.
by Unbreakable January 22, 2005
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customer avoidance

While working, preferably in a retail job, you try to avoid customers all together by detouring throughout the store so you dont walk pass anyone in case the ask you for something.
Customer satisfaction? fuck that, im doing Customer Avoidance!
by peee ceee teee vee January 9, 2008
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This video is not available in your country.

The most annoying message on any video sharing site.
Guy1: " This video is not available in your country. " Fuck youtube man. That message is so annoying right?
Guy2: I never get it, I'm American!
by <lange> October 30, 2008
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practicing avoidance

"Practicing avoidance" is just a passive aggressive way of saying you were giving someone the silent treatment or ghosting them.
Bitch please you weren't " practicing avoidance" you were giving me the silent treatment!
by BEEFREE16 July 13, 2022
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Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)

A predefined area designated for complete spousal(female) avoidance. The Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC)can be a man cave, a TV room, a garage or any other physical room that achieves the objective of complete spousal avoidance. Any SAC must be equiped with proper safe-guards to notify the Man in the SAC of the approaching spouse. While in the SAC a man must never respond to the spouse or demonstrate any sense of urgency in leaving the SAC when called to leave. An ideal SAC contains a beer fridge(stocked), shelves for snack foods, microwave, large screen TV for football and other sports, a serious stereo, wall photos of manly icons such as Johnny Cash, Waylon Jennings, John Wayne and Evil Kneivel and also a video gaming center if required. A bar with stools for other men trying to achieve total spousal avoidance is highly encouraged. A toilet is ideal to prevent exiting the SAC for obvious reasons.
"I spent the weekend in the Spousal Avoidance Center after my wife and I got into a fight".
"During football season I can be found in the Spousal Avoidance Center(SAC) on Monday night, Sat. and Sun."
"Dude, come on over, we will go to the SAC and avoid our spouses."
"My wife knows better than to come into the SAC with a honey do list".
by EastClintonHustla February 6, 2009
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Work avoidance technician

Some who works harder to avoid work than the task it self
Look at this work avoidance technician over here, he's working harder hiding from the foreman than doing the job.
by Uncow March 23, 2011
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Probably the only meme that got old the very first day it was released. It refers to Tom Cruise's crazy Scientology video that got removed from YouTube with the text "This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International"
random dude: Tom Cruse sure is crazy eh?
noob: This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International
random dude: God damn, that meme got old yesterday
by Jason Brandt January 21, 2008
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