Aviation 

Rules telling us bees cant fly

According to all known laws
of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Aviation by NS2203 July 7, 2016

Aviation 

To do with planes. Pretty much flying a plane.

Aviators are the people who fly planes, or sunnies. Aviation is for the elite.

Aviation by Paixx May 6, 2015

Aviation 

1. a departure from reality.

2. voodoo of culture; unnecessary limitations of society

"She is so out of it, she is experiencing great aviation."

"Aviations, such as gender inequality, should not be present in our society."

"Savages live free, without aviation."

Aviation by koolangeldude1 May 14, 2009

Aviation 

The laws that prove that a bee cannot fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body in the air

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. It's wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

Aviation by ruckerdooreeeeeeee October 18, 2022

Aviation High School 

One of the most nerdiest schools in all of Washington State. Every student is socially dead, the teachers hate you, there's work all the time even over summer, and becoming anyway respected by other people outside of this school is fucking immpossible. Just don't ever go to this school if you respect yourself. Tell people about what you have read here today.

P.S. If you go here, good luck at getting laid.

Friend: Hey Brandon, how's Aviation High School working out for ya?

Brandon: It sucks ass in every fucking way possible. Help me!

Aviation High School by Bam Marz July 6, 2010

aviation blonde 

A girl who dyes her hair blonde.

ie. She's blonde up in the air, but her black box gives away the truth.

Half of california.

aviation blonde by PostPunk April 17, 2003

Aviation Miracle 

The act of an aircraft having zero chance of becoming avialable to perform a trip due to a maintanance issue, crew issue or any other grounding item, then suddenly, like Moses parting the Red Sea, becoming available.

459TN will not be available to perform the 0500L deptarture out of MDW due to the wing falling off. Then at 0400L, Jesus the mechanic came down from heaven and put the wing back on and now, 459TN can complete the flight and as such, it's an Aviation Miracle!

Aviation Miracle by Not A Mechanic June 13, 2011