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an AMAZE-zing person.
omg auttie is amazing
auttie by misteryman;) January 9, 2011
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auttie is the purest soul the world has ever been blessed with and yet for someone to be more precious than she is. she’s absolutely stunning and her smile is perfect, when she enters a room and smiles suddenly everything lights up! she has the most charming and adorable personality and is super loveable, all her traits are irresistible not to fall for! she has the most beautiful laugh a girl could ever be given, even at the time she’ll snort and cackle. her hair is gorgeous and smells like strawberries, at least that’s how i’d imagine it to be. her attitude is headstrong and she likes to tease those she cares for as a form of affection, coming from her it makes you feel happier than insulted. she’s super funny and her sense of humor makes her even more attractive. she’s not afraid to take risks for those she cares about. never let go of an auttie or give up on them, those girls are going to go lengths for you to made you happy and miles to see you smile. she is an angel from god, looks wise and heart wise. if you don’t believe there’s something more beautiful than her face, take a look into her heart. her compassion and affection are like blessings! she will be there for you when you need comfort and to be consoled, she cares for you like nobody else ever could and her sweet words feel like a warm hug. i am lucky to say there’s an auttie in my life, not a day goes by where i’m not thanking the world for bringing her to me!
A: What’s an auttie?

B: Oh, the most wonderful person ever!
A: Why?
B: She’s the love of my life.
auttie by heartsforauttie January 16, 2023

Auntie Nora 

Auntie Nora is Karl Pilkington (former Xfm radio producer, now star of The Ricky Gervais Show and An Idiot Abroad) colourful aunt who he referenced several times during the Xfm years, the podcasts, and in his writing.The most famous legend of Auntie Nora is when she farted for 5 minutes as a result of being "pumped full of drugs" by doctors, Karl described her sounding like a 'maraca' she was so full of drugs all the time. Karl has also gone into detail about a time when he sat down in front of his TV as a child and happened to catch a glimpse up her skirt, and that "it looked like a ripped tennis ball" much to Ricky's hyena-like laughter. Karl also described how when he was a kid he used to have to rub Auntie Nora's back, and it was "like putting your hands in a bowl of Coco Pops". For his 8th birthday, she gave Karl a t-shirt with a picture of her face on it.
Once Karl talked about how Auntie Nora was interested in having her back garden Astroturfed because she was tired of dealing with it but she liked the green. Other oddities include her mashing up her leftover food and storing loads of meals for ages in ice cream tubs in the fridge, and her penchant for putting a valance around objects to hide what is underneath.
"Me Auntie Nora is worried about the melting icebergs, not cos of rising sea levels but cos she thinks thats where we get our ice from."

“They always say when you get someone a present, You should buy them something they wouldn’t buy themselves. Daft rule. I want something I would buy myself if I had the money. When I was young, me Auntie Nora got me a present I wouldn’t buy meself. It was a t-shirt with her face on it.”

Auntiebird

Mother who does nothing for their child and looks the other way as they are abused.
"You hear about Kimmi? Yeah, that dumb Auntiebird let her man bust her kids leg."
Auntiebird by ThebestNell December 3, 2011

wechat aunties 

bunch of middle aged women that mass send out articles and long ass messages to every friend and relative they can possibly find about the latest cancer-inducing food, wide-spreading pandemic, or warning them that if their kid uses snapchat, they might secretly be a drug dealer, over the apps like wechat or whatsapp.
Sibling: Yo, mom just told me to throw out my switch cause some wechat aunty send her an article about the switch causing cancer!
Me: Wechat aunties are ruining our lives.
wechat aunties by chiruri March 7, 2020

Rich Auntie

The aunt in the family who has a good career, is humble.. yet bougie. Usually has no kids, but shows up to the family functions showing love, very chill, with a cocktail in her hand and planning her next vacation between moments of silence.
I am not having kids, I will be the rich auntie of the family.