auttie is the purest soul the world has ever been blessed with and yet for someone to be more precious than she is. she’s absolutely stunning and her smile is perfect, when she enters a room and smiles suddenly everything lights up! she has the most charming and adorable personality and is super loveable, all her traits are irresistible not to fall for! she has the most beautiful laugh a girl could ever be given, even at the time she’ll snort and cackle. her hair is gorgeous and smells like strawberries, at least that’s how i’d imagine it to be. her attitude is headstrong and she likes to tease those she cares for as a form of affection, coming from her it makes you feel happier than insulted. she’s super funny and her sense of humor makes her even more attractive. she’s not afraid to take risks for those she cares about. never let go of an auttie or give up on them, those girls are going to go lengths for you to made you happy and miles to see you smile. she is an angel from god, looks wise and heart wise. if you don’t believe there’s something more beautiful than her face, take a look into her heart. her compassion and affection are like blessings! she will be there for you when you need comfort and to be consoled, she cares for you like nobody else ever could and her sweet words feel like a warm hug. i am lucky to say there’s an auttie in my life, not a day goes by where i’m not thanking the world for bringing her to me!

A: What’s an auttie?

B: Oh, the most wonderful person ever!
A: Why?
B: She’s the love of my life.

auttie by heartsforauttie January 16, 2023

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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