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automaton

A tool; a sheep; one who blindly follows trends and majority rule on account of being too stupid and/or insecure to think for themselves and express their own views.
Chris actually had no problem at all with classic literature, but because he was a complete milquetoast automaton, he laughed along anyway with his Sigma Chi brothers at the guy reading Candide at the neighboring table in the library.
by Rob-a-dob August 29, 2007
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automaton

musical genius and massive bumface...makes weird glitchy sounds come out of computers and makes trumpy sounds with his mouth...the greatest lover in the world...bribe him with chicken, rum or old skatewear.
i wish i could make beats like automaton
by floppyv December 16, 2009
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Mindless Automaton

A person who follows instructions blindly and to the letter never exercising judgement or common sense. This is most commonly seen in bouncers, security guards and door men.
Mark: That damn Mindless Automaton just took my Crisps and Iron Bru
Simon: You wanna say that to his face?
Mark: I would, but he'd probably think it was a complement
by seo01 July 30, 2008
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automatic dick

when someone has an uncontrollable erect dick ;-)
rm has an automatic dick
by yoursenpia May 7, 2018
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Automatic Door Jedi

Someone who waves their hand at an automatic door, pretending like they are a Jedi
I frequently wave my hand at automatic doors, trying my best to achieve Force powers, but alas I am just an Automatic Door Jedi
by Baron Somebody March 8, 2009
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Fully semi-automatic

A word made up by liberals to make guns sound scarier and is not a thing. Full and semi are two completely different words
Those gosh darn libtards think there’s a thing called fully semi-automatic
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Dipsychotic Semi-Automatic Twins

Two sisters born 1549 days apart in Brockton, Massachusetts.
Are you guys twins?

"Yes, we're dipsychotic semi-automatic twins"

"We don't have time to explain science to you"
by Murphdogg March 8, 2019
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