automaton
A tool; a sheep; one who blindly follows trends and majority rule on account of being too stupid and/or insecure to think for themselves and express their own views.
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Mindless Automaton
A person who follows instructions blindly and to the letter never exercising judgement or common sense. This is most commonly seen in bouncers, security guards and door men.
Mark: That damn Mindless Automaton just took my Crisps and Iron Bru
Simon: You wanna say that to his face?
Mark: I would, but he'd probably think it was a complement
Simon: You wanna say that to his face?
Mark: I would, but he'd probably think it was a complement
Mindless Automaton by seo01 July 30, 2008
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automatic dick by yoursenpia May 7, 2018
Automatic Door Jedi
I frequently wave my hand at automatic doors, trying my best to achieve Force powers, but alas I am just an Automatic Door Jedi
Automatic Door Jedi by Baron Somebody March 8, 2009
Fully semi-automatic
A word made up by liberals to make guns sound scarier and is not a thing. Full and semi are two completely different words
Fully semi-automatic by NRA doesn’t want people to die June 13, 2018
Dipsychotic Semi-Automatic Twins
Are you guys twins?
"Yes, we're dipsychotic semi-automatic twins"
"We don't have time to explain science to you"
"Yes, we're dipsychotic semi-automatic twins"
"We don't have time to explain science to you"
Dipsychotic Semi-Automatic Twins by Murphdogg March 8, 2019
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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