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Authentified 

Authentified (verb)
Definition: The process by which an object, document, or claim has been verified as genuine or authentic by a knowledgeable authority or expert in the field, thereby affirming its legitimacy and value.
Example sentence: "After examining the signature and the aged paper, the art appraiser authentified the letter as a genuine piece from the 18th century."
This term emphasizes a knowledgeable verification, often involving expert inspection or validation methods, to confirm authenticity.
"After examining the signature and the aged paper, the art appraiser authentified the letter as a genuine piece from the 18th century."
Authentified by HuskyDoozy November 14, 2024
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authentification 

1. Describes an authentication process which is not working (hence the 'f' in the word).
2. A word used by a manager when they cannot pronounce 'authentication'.
Examples:
1. Damn! I just logged onto the system with no password. Now that's authentification!
2. This year the company will be focusing on authentification itself.
authentification by The employee August 13, 2010

Authenticide 

The possible result of disabling the control in Internet Explorer that blocks code not signed with Microsoft Authenticode.
Gerald committed Authenticide to get that shitty browser app to run and now all our computers got wiped be malware.
Authenticide by Toby Sumnners November 20, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016