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Auspistice 

An auspistice is a "facilitator" or go-between of some sort between two others, mediating interactions between them and keeping their relationship functional. These are usually enemies (or something similar), also referred to as kismesis.

Auspistice is a portmanteau of "auspicious" (fortunate, promising) and "armistice" (truce.) It may be analogous to the ancient Greek concept of αγάπη (AGÁPĒ), or "selfless love," since the auspistice doesn't get anything out of this directly.

It is symbolized be a clover/club.
Eridan said that he and Vriska would likely become kismesis if Kanaya did not intervene and auspistice for them, which hints at the relationship between the two mediated parties being similar to, but distinct from, a kismesis relationship. Without auspistices, widespread black infidelity is guaranteed.
Auspistice by anin1009 April 12, 2012
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auspitice 

One who prevents a kismesissitude or a matespritship between two others. This is the Ashen quadrant of troll romance, though it is not romantic at all. An auspitice keeps others from fighting with one another. Like moiraillegiance, auspitism is not sexual at all compared to the flushed and caliginous quadrant.
Kanaya is Tavros' and Vriska's Auspitice
auspitice by Supernatural Fandom February 15, 2014

Autisticer 

one who seems to only get more autistic as the days progress
Kailey seems more Autisticer than yesterday
Autisticer by MoistOnion February 24, 2021

auspisticism 

Auspistice is a "facilitator" of some sort between two others, mediating interactions between them & keeping their relationship functional

Also being similar yet distinct from a Kismesis relationship
Jake & Dirk would count as Auspisticism due to the fact they both try to keep their relationship functional on many ways
auspisticism by weissy weissy November 27, 2015

Austistics 

A variation of statistics in which all figures are made by an omnipotent super being who resides over the two parallel universes.
Guy: And this figure succinctly concludes that all men are pigs and will have sex with any vagina regardless of this honour code you seem so fond of.

Girl: Is that even statistically proven?!

Guy: .......It's proven through Austistics.

Girl: >.<
Austistics by NotaguynamedAustin October 27, 2011

aspestice 

Basically is another name for asbestos.
Inhalation of aspestice can cause serious diseases of the lungs.
aspestice by savagemachine March 30, 2015

Austistic 

Damn! That Aussie is so Austistic.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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