Augass

A nerd named august who fakes call of duty trickshots and cant snipe. Also jewish and brags about money but never buys lunch

"that kid acts like an augass"

by TuttoNarse June 26, 2016

autassassinophilia

Autassassinophilia is a paraphilia in which a person is sexually aroused by the risk of being killed. The fetish may overlap with some other fetishes that risk one's life, such as those involving drowning or choking.

1: Dude Sarah is such a freak in bed. She’s obsessed with autassassinophilia
2: what’s that?
1: she basically likes to be almost killed during sex.
2: oh. cool.

by sexysec April 22, 2019

andre agassi

Andre Agassi is a former professional tennis player and World No. 1 from the United States. He won eight Grand Slam singles titles and is one of only five players to have won all four Grand Slam singles events during his career. Agassi is the only player in the open era to have won every Grand Slam singles title, the Masters, the Davis Cup, and an Olympic gold medal.

On June 24, 2006, Agassi announced he would retire from tennis after the 2006 U.S. Open, bringing an end to his 20 year professional tennis career. On Sunday, September 3, 2006, he played his final match, losing to Benjamin Becker in four sets in the third round of the US Open.

andre agassi was one of the greatest tennis players to walk the planet..

by sheldonn September 5, 2006

augasm

The peak of aural sex.
Audio+Orgasm.
Quite simply, the effect created by amazing music.

Laura: Wow that band is just aural sex.
Me: I know they made me augasm.

by N-x April 27, 2006

Augussy

Someone named Agustin, has a big ass bootie, and likes to twerk with it. He hates being objectified, and can't find love. Also he has a great friend. And love's people names Alejandro.

Damn, Augussy, you are strong and a great fella.

by Noodlespoodless April 18, 2022

Angry Agassi

While performing a blow job the woman has the handle on a tennis racket anally inserted, a tennis ball in her vagina and she is shuffling the testicles on the man like they were tennis balls.

1: my girl gave a great bj last night.
2: did she go all out?
1: she did! she did the Angry Agassi.
2: danm... nice!

by Bambam from DK October 2, 2011

audASSity

audASSity - is the petty, pompous, and immature approach often taken to demean or diminish or refute or castigate one's fellow man with whom that audASSious person disagrees.

HE: Did you hear what that politician said about their opponent?

SHE: You mean about the "moats and alligators"..?

HE: Yes, the audASSity of some people..!!

SHE: Looks like transparent hypocrisy to me..

HE: Yep, just another suBBtle reminder...

by op_position June 6, 2011