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Auditgasm 

The moment of climax-like tension release that auditors experience as they hit the send button to deliver a report in which they spent a significant amount of time probing the openings and crevices of their subjects (sometimes referred to as "the bottoms").

var. Internal Auditgasm - the delivery of a report which leaves the "subject" feeling the need to wash orifices in addition to their skin after having received such a report.
What are those strange moans and groans over in Richard's cube?

Oh, that? I think he just shipped off the report for that audit he's been working on, the tension's been building up for a while, he might have had an auditgasm.
Auditgasm by CaptainSmirk November 14, 2010
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Audiogasm 

When a particular sound or piece of music appeals to the listeners ear so much, that the listener experiences a state of euphoria usually with tingles down the spine towards the knees.

Can also cause the listeners hair to stand up on the back of their arms.

There is no sexual relation.
Aww man, this part of this song gives me audiogasms!
Audiogasm by oodLes July 16, 2008
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Audiorgasm 

A song or section of a song that is particularly addictive, and causes you to enjoy it to great amounts.
Coburn - We Interrupt This Program (Jean Claude Ades Remix).. it's an Audiorgasm, especially the chorus.
Audiorgasm by RoxRox May 30, 2006
When an autistic person has an orgasm
Ooooh you just gave me an autgasm.
autgasm by NoTOhall2 March 22, 2017

audiorgasmic 

1. A sound, song, etc., that is so awesome you have an aural orgasm (metaphorically).

2. A way cooler word than eargasm.
Shit, man, that bassline is fucking audiorgasmic.
audiorgasmic by Clockwork Sun June 29, 2008

Audiogasm 

A point where audio stimulation reaches such an intense level that the brain rewards the body with an orgasm in the ear.
An audiogasm can be achieved when-

1. A girl is talking extremely dirty to a male on the phone.

2. Listening to a solo from the guitar of any of these guitarists- Jimi Hendrix, Sinister Gates, Carlos Santana, John Frusciante, Hermon Lee, Johnny Greenwood.
Audiogasm by uwanttruthitellz May 10, 2009

Audiogasmic 

adj. The quality of a piece of music or any sound that's so good it makes you feel ecstatic or euphoric.

n. audiogasm, audiogazm
adv. audiogasmically
The tone of that cello was audiogasmic.
It was played audiogasmically
Audiogasmic by beetroute November 16, 2011
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