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Auchismo 

Noun. The bravado and one-upsmanship expressed between two socially inept people when they argue over who knows more about things that will impress absolutely no one.
Auchismo 1: "Well, you see, in issue 23 of The Adventures of Superdick his cape was actually grey and had a Nazi sort of design-"

Auchismo 2: "ACTUALLY, The Adventures of Superdick was a limited series that only ran for a few months in 1994; the arc you're thinking of is Superdick, Dickstallnacht, which ran for 35 issues in 1996 after The Adventures of Superdick changed writers and flopped miserably after the massive change in tone. But, you know, whatever. I only know that because I have every issue of that arc in my house in mint condition with the dust sleeves on and am working on a Führer-dick cosplay at the moment."
Auchismo by Ttubkcid September 20, 2015
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Auchismo 

Behavior found in men, mixed equal parts machismo and autism. Usually involves questioning the masculinity of other individuals and theorizing about the effect of said masculinity on the subject of attracting females.
That dude called me a beta, that's what I call Auchismo
Auchismo by P.D.W.Ross January 11, 2017

Archisum 

every month you shut yourself away from society for a few days and just self reflect to make you a better and mentally stronger person.
Im going to join Archisum to make myself a better person!
Archisum by AJ Beatz February 11, 2019
A chick that appears to have or has a diagnosis of autism
yo, you tryna smash Rebecca?
nah she a whole ass case of Auchism frfr
Auchism by some dude294 April 1, 2023

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026