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Auchisum 

People that go to chisum

Other meaning Autistic and Gay
Memphis: Yeah I got diagnosed with Auchisum
Spanky: Why? What’s wrong
Memphis: I was told I fit both definitions :(
Spanky: yeah sounds about right since I am you
Everyone: You Auchistic monkey quit talking to yourself
Auchisum by ChilisDisciple April 13, 2025
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Auchismo 

Noun. The bravado and one-upsmanship expressed between two socially inept people when they argue over who knows more about things that will impress absolutely no one.
Auchismo 1: "Well, you see, in issue 23 of The Adventures of Superdick his cape was actually grey and had a Nazi sort of design-"

Auchismo 2: "ACTUALLY, The Adventures of Superdick was a limited series that only ran for a few months in 1994; the arc you're thinking of is Superdick, Dickstallnacht, which ran for 35 issues in 1996 after The Adventures of Superdick changed writers and flopped miserably after the massive change in tone. But, you know, whatever. I only know that because I have every issue of that arc in my house in mint condition with the dust sleeves on and am working on a Führer-dick cosplay at the moment."
Auchismo by Ttubkcid September 20, 2015
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Auchismo 

Behavior found in men, mixed equal parts machismo and autism. Usually involves questioning the masculinity of other individuals and theorizing about the effect of said masculinity on the subject of attracting females.
That dude called me a beta, that's what I call Auchismo
Auchismo by P.D.W.Ross January 11, 2017

Archisum 

every month you shut yourself away from society for a few days and just self reflect to make you a better and mentally stronger person.
Im going to join Archisum to make myself a better person!
Archisum by AJ Beatz February 11, 2019
A chick that appears to have or has a diagnosis of autism
yo, you tryna smash Rebecca?
nah she a whole ass case of Auchism frfr
Auchism by some dude294 April 1, 2023
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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