attempted murder 

When your girlfriend breaks up with you so she can fuck other guys, but fails miserably and gets back with you. same concept as having a shitty life, attempting murder, then living in prison.

"Bro, I told you she is just gonna attempted murder you"
"But her eyes are so pretty"
"SHE'S FAT NOW BRO, MOVE ON."

attempted murder by Joint Roller 04’ July 10, 2018

Attempted murder 

Accessory after fact to murder

240 Every one who is an accessory after the fact to murder is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to imprisonment for life.

Is highway 146 and 86 in 2008...white windstar two cops one died one injured. Is 1523 attempted murders after running a cop off the road before buying 17 kilograms of meth a crime?

Attempted murder by Cody5050 May 21, 2023

attempted attempted murder 

The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does

You are guilty of attempted attempted murder

attempted attempted murder by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022

attempted-murderfuck 

When you attempt and fail at the act of murderfucking. Also, a vengeful hatefuck, possibly placing the victim in a near death type of situation.

Ronald - Lorrie cheated on me, so I tried to fuck her to death. But in the end all I could manage to give her was the attempted-murderfuck.
Bruce - I bet you feel like a failure.

Ronald - Absolutely Bruce.

attempted-murderfuck by murderfucker October 26, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004