2 definitions by Connor’s lawyer

dirty gethyn

The Act of sticking a snake 5 inches up your ass while bum-fucking a dog and slapping your girlfriends cock.

Person1: Hey Connor I heard you performed a dirty gethyn last night.
Person2: yeah Leo I did do you want to join next time.
Person1: sure!

by Connor’s lawyer March 21, 2022

The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does

You are guilty of attempted attempted murder

by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022