Atomic Number Harnessing

The practice of exploiting the specific, defining proton count of an element to generate useful effects, rather than trying to change it. This focuses on the unique properties that come from a given atomic number: using uranium-92's fissionability for dense power, utilizing lead-82's density and radiation shielding, or leveraging the catalytic properties of platinum-78. It’s about selecting the perfect elemental "tool" from nature's toolbox and applying it with extreme precision, often in contexts where isotopic purity or specific electron configurations (stemming from proton count) are critical.

*Example: "Their stealth hull isn't a composite; it's atomic number harnessing. They plate it in einsteinium-99. Its insane proton count creates a chaotic electron cloud that scatters sensor beams into nonsense noise. It's also mildly radioactive, so... don't lick the spaceship."*

Atomic Number Harnessing by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008