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[Hanging] like Dick Turpin at a junction 

Also pronounce 'anging'. To be suffering from the combined effects of lack of sleep, amnesia, and an over-indulgence of alcohol and/or other stimulants following a prolonged session with ones friends.
"I never made work Monday, I was hanging like Dick Turpin at a junction"

at a job site 

Euphemism often used when referring to one's deviant sexual behavior. Specifically, the act of sitting in a comfortable mesh office chair giving the impression of working while in fact loaded on Viagra and dreaming of shaven billy goats licking your balls and a troop of monkeys tugging on your shaft while magically teddy bears dance around you chanting "tickle his taint, tickle his taint." The monkeys must obey the Teddy Bear chant and begin to tickle your taint whilst tugging your shaft. This is all done while very convincingly seeming to go about normal work tasks.
I'm sorry, Mr. Smith is not available at the moment, he's "at a job site."
at a job site by Definition King March 29, 2005

smaj a taj 

{sma-gj a t-a-gj}

code name to go blaze a bowl or beezy.

to go smoke in general.

"Smaj" for short term.
Let's go smaj a taj, shall we?

I'm gonna go smaj a taj.

Do you smaj?
A caring person who was born to give no fucks but also sweet
Atajsa is the best
atajsa by Atajsa March 13, 2017

Taking A Taj 

When u get to work, go directly to the bathroom, take a massive shit, and then come out and pretend to work for about 15 min and then repeat the process till u have shit 20 times, or the work day is over .
Hey man I don't wanna work, so I'm gonna spend the whole day taking a Taj
Taking A Taj by The Tooth Man October 24, 2012

One Jack at a Time 

To do a good deed. To save one from depression.
Saving the world, one Jack at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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