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[Hanging] like Dick Turpin at a junction 

Also pronounce 'anging'. To be suffering from the combined effects of lack of sleep, amnesia, and an over-indulgence of alcohol and/or other stimulants following a prolonged session with ones friends.
"I never made work Monday, I was hanging like Dick Turpin at a junction"

at a job site 

Euphemism often used when referring to one's deviant sexual behavior. Specifically, the act of sitting in a comfortable mesh office chair giving the impression of working while in fact loaded on Viagra and dreaming of shaven billy goats licking your balls and a troop of monkeys tugging on your shaft while magically teddy bears dance around you chanting "tickle his taint, tickle his taint." The monkeys must obey the Teddy Bear chant and begin to tickle your taint whilst tugging your shaft. This is all done while very convincingly seeming to go about normal work tasks.
I'm sorry, Mr. Smith is not available at the moment, he's "at a job site."

smaj a taj 

{sma-gj a t-a-gj}

code name to go blaze a bowl or beezy.

to go smoke in general.

"Smaj" for short term.
Let's go smaj a taj, shall we?

I'm gonna go smaj a taj.

Do you smaj?
A caring person who was born to give no fucks but also sweet
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atajsa by Atajsa March 13, 2017

Taking A Taj 

When u get to work, go directly to the bathroom, take a massive shit, and then come out and pretend to work for about 15 min and then repeat the process till u have shit 20 times, or the work day is over .
Hey man I don't wanna work, so I'm gonna spend the whole day taking a Taj
Taking A Taj by The Tooth Man October 24, 2012