Also pronounce 'anging'. To be suffering from the combined effects of lack of sleep, amnesia, and an over-indulgence of alcohol and/or other stimulants following a prolonged session with onesfriends.
"I never made workMonday, I was hanging like Dick Turpin at a junction"
Euphemism often used when referring to one's deviant sexual behavior. Specifically, the act of sitting in a comfortable mesh office chair giving the impression of working while in fact loaded on Viagra and dreaming of shaven billy goats licking your balls and a troop of monkeys tugging on your shaft while magically teddy bears dance around you chanting "tickle his taint, tickle his taint." The monkeys must obey the Teddy Bear chant and begin to tickle your taint whilst tugging your shaft. This is all done while very convincingly seeming to go about normal work tasks.
I'm sorry, Mr. Smith is not available at the moment, he's "at a job site."
When u get to work, go directly to the bathroom, take a massive shit, and then come out and pretend to work for about 15 min and then repeat the process till u have shit 20 times, or the work day is over .
Hey man I don't wannawork, so I'm gonna spend the whole day taking a Taj