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An individual (usually a Karen or Chad) who believes masks are only for sick people, failing to understand that they may be sick without presenting symptoms.

Often synonymous with Anti-Masker.

May also cite health condition as reason for not wearing a mask or as an excuse to cause a scene.
These asymps are the reason the U.S. is handling COVID-19 so poorly.
Asymp by donnyboy522 August 2, 2020
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asymptotic boyfriend 

A boy who you are making out with, who approaches the state of boyfriend - without ever reaching it.
"My asymptotic boyfriend Matt continued to introduce me as his friend whenever we ran into people he knew while we were out, despite having been dating for a couple of months."

Asymptote 

Asymptote is basically the friendzone. You're really close but you can never touch.
Sorry, but you are just an Asymptote. Asympzone!
Asymptote by Katherina Petrova April 9, 2017

Asymptote 

A line that approaches a function's graph more and more closely, but never touches it. Asymptote are the limits of a graph.
HOLY SHIFT! LOOK AT THE ASYMPTOTE ON THAT MOTHER FUNCTION!
Asymptote by Floral Winter February 22, 2010

bullshit asymmetry principle 

The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than to produce it.
Bullshit asymmetry principle is seen as lie goes halfway around the world before the truth gets it pants on.

Braveheart Asymptote 

The school of thought in which a movie may approach the level of Braveheart, but may never reach it, only head towards the theoretical infinity where Braveheart resides.

It should be noted that the x-axis on which the Braveheart Asymptote exists does not necessarily refer to a single idea (i.e. quality, awesomeness, number of bagpipes) but rather everything that Braveheart is and all other movies aspire to be.
Dude 1: Independance Day was a fantastic movie, maybe better than Braveheart.
Dude 2: Unfortuntaly, that is impossible
Dude 1: Why's that?
Dude 2: Because of the Braveheart Asymptote.
Dude 1: Oh, yeah, ok I get it.

Assymptitties 

The ratio of Ass to Titties that exists for all real numbers except for a point
"Hey professor, do you know how to find the Assymptitties of my dad's dead ex?
Assymptitties by Fearbacon123 December 8, 2020