Like a friendzone, but worse. You've met her, held hands, you even got her inside your crib, but it's no bueno when it comes to scoring. As they say, you can approach that pussy, but you can never reach that pussy.
Bro 1: "Did you hear that bro 3 just got with that hottie? I think he got friendzoned to be honest."
Bro 2: "Way worse. He got asympzoned. He's never getting her at this rate."
Bro 1: "Shit, dude, now I feel bad for him."
Bro 2: "Way worse. He got asympzoned. He's never getting her at this rate."
Bro 1: "Shit, dude, now I feel bad for him."
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A line that approaches a function's graph more and more closely, but never touches it. Asymptote are the limits of a graph.
by Floral Winter February 22, 2010
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It should be noted that the x-axis on which the Braveheart Asymptote exists does not necessarily refer to a single idea (i.e. quality, awesomeness, number of bagpipes) but rather everything that Braveheart is and all other movies aspire to be.
It should be noted that the x-axis on which the Braveheart Asymptote exists does not necessarily refer to a single idea (i.e. quality, awesomeness, number of bagpipes) but rather everything that Braveheart is and all other movies aspire to be.
Dude 1: Independance Day was a fantastic movie, maybe better than Braveheart.
Dude 2: Unfortuntaly, that is impossible
Dude 1: Why's that?
Dude 2: Because of the Braveheart Asymptote.
Dude 1: Oh, yeah, ok I get it.
Dude 2: Unfortuntaly, that is impossible
Dude 1: Why's that?
Dude 2: Because of the Braveheart Asymptote.
Dude 1: Oh, yeah, ok I get it.
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