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Musical chord with the notes A, B, and E. Amogus. You may laugh
“That Asus2 chord sounded nice!” “Amogus.”
Asus2 by GammaGomma May 5, 2021
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Asus Anus 

When you misread the computer hardware company 'Asus' as 'anus.'
Zach, just got my new laptop from Anus!
Oops I'm meant to say Asus, not anus.

Sounds like a shitty computer, Asus Anus.
Asus Anus by Urban Dick tonary October 10, 2016
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A computer parts company dedicated to making great products and having subpar support.
My ASUS graphics card is DOA and they won't fix it!
ASUS by That PC Parts Guy October 25, 2016
The best motherboard making company in the world!
This Asus board is soo reliable, not like my old Biostar board that had the wrong bios installed on it...
Asus by Coldbeer January 5, 2005

4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard 

the moment ehen you were literally caught in fucking 4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard
caught your ass lackin in 4K Ultra HD 60fps Nvidia GeForce RTX 3090 TI Ryzen 9 5900hx 4K Monitor 32 GB RAM 2 TB SSD 3 Lightning Fans 8K TV 1250w Power Supply ASUS ROG Maximus Z690 Extreme - Intel Z690 DDRS EATX Motherboard

Asus Repair Kit 

An Asus repair kit is a hammer. Often used on old Asus motherboards or just any Asus motherboard that doesn't work.
My old Asus motherboard broke, so I decided to use my Asus repair kit on it.
Asus Repair Kit by Tgump July 7, 2008

Asus eee pc 

An Asus eee pc is tiny, awesome and has a few trickable outable features... however:

This laptop may be cool and look cooler but it comes with an operating system fit for a six yearold who will die of aids if he doesn't learn to click on icons by accident.

These tiny laptops are best to buy if you feel like spending a little bit more on mods :

-External CD drive helps for installing a less babyplay OS
-An extra monitor for home use.. this may sound silly but if you don't have it you'll want it.
-At least one USB flash-memory device with more than 1gb memory on it really helps.
-A USB Mouse
-A USB Keyboard
Mary: "hey john! I just got an asus eee pc!!"
John: "Did you buy a shitload of extras for it?"
Mary: "HELL YEAH! £60s worth!!!"
Asus eee pc by Sprouticous REX July 18, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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