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A rich guy with a hot girlfriend who loves to play bedwars. He's charming, but not too charming, and soft under a hard shell. He's humble and very generous to those in need, and those that call him his friend. He wishes only the best for everyone, but draws a fine line when it comes to discussing political topics
That guy is a total Asumu, fucking legend.
Asumu by KristiesKrispy February 13, 2022
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Asufutimaehaehfutbw 

The one word that can describe America.
America can be described as a single word, Asufutimaehaehfutbw.
Asufutimaehaehfutbw by Sun Snu June 26, 2022
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the sexiest, hottest, man in history. he's so fucking hot but he's also fucking stupid and dumb and a little bit brain dead but hes still sexy so lol
"Hey do you know Miya Atsumu?"
"Oh yeah I'm pretty sure that dude has a furry kink"
Atsumu by kiiyoomii January 3, 2021

Sarutobi Asuma 

Sarutobi Asuma or Asuma Sarutobi is a Jounin level ninja from the anime Naruto created by Masashi Kishimoto. He is 28 years old and tends to always be found with a cigarette in his mouth. He is he son of the Sandaime (Third) Hokage Sarutobi. And the sensei of Team 10 which consists of Yamanaka Ino, Akimichi Chouji and Nara Shikamaru. He is closest to Shikamaru out of the three. Later on in the manga he fights two Akatsuki members Hidan and Kakuzu. Hidan uses a technique which everytime he attacks himself the same attack is inflicted on his opponent. Hidan gives himself a death blow attack which also transferred onto Asuma. Hidan is immortal so he doesn't die but Asuma is not. He dies in the presence of his team Shikamaru, Chouji and Ino, Ino tries to heal his wounds as she is a medical ninja but it is too late. He dies with a cigarette in his mouth. Shikamaru puts the cigarette in his mouth and says "I knew I'd hate smoking". We also find out later in the manga that Yuuhi Kurenai is pregnant with his child and a wedding ring is also seen on her finger when she visits his grave. It is unknown if Kurenai was engaged or actually married to Asuma.
"Shikamaru, let me just have one last smoke" Was the last said by Sarutobi Asuma.
Sarutobi Asuma by Kimmi-chan January 8, 2009

Asufutimaehaehfutbw 

Joe Biden: America is a nation that can be defined in one single word: Asufutimaehaehfutbw

yugo asuma 

phenomenal singer. sweetest voice for a guy. kouhai. baka~. have you heard him sing ppl happy birthday.
yugo asuma is underated and a super cool dj.
yugo asuma by your local traitor April 17, 2022
Asuman is a very fun person to hang out with. She has a lot of energy and will put a smile on your face. She's adorable and is usually very very tiny and if your friends with her she will not let anyone bully you because she's the only one who is allowed to bully you. Also this girl is AMAZING at picking a gifts so don't forget to invite her to your party.
OMG I THINK I FORGOT TO INVITE ASUMAN TO MY PARTY I NEED TO CALL HER, NOW.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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