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Astronaut's Prayer
First uttered by the first American in space: Alan B. Shepard.
Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:
"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"
Although it can vary from person to person, it goes something along the lines of:
"Dear God, Please don't let me fuck up"
Astronaut's Prayer by Skiparay December 17, 2009
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Ancient Astronaut Theorists
A drinking game: On the show Acient Aliens, you drink every time the narrator says "ancient astronaut theorists". If the "ancient astronaut theorist" is from DeVry University, you drink twice.
Narrator: "Ancient astronaut theorists believe that...
Host: "Drink!"
Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"
Host: "Drink!"
Narrator: "In 10 years, ancient astronaut theorists from DeVry University will have achieved..."
Host: "Drink twice!"
Ancient Astronaut Theorists by C17H21NO October 7, 2013
Astronomia
Astronomia by Ary_Mishor April 22, 2020
Astronaut game
Astronaut game by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021
Down astronomically
Alex : damn bro my Brazzers subscription expired. Now I have to watch free porn.
John : Bro you had a Brazzers subscription? God damn you are down astronomically.
John : Bro you had a Brazzers subscription? God damn you are down astronomically.
Down astronomically by clapped nigga February 25, 2021
astronominalogical
Unlike oxymoronical, astronimalogical is a description of thinking, talking, being, or spiriting with deference to the vastness of our multiversal cosmos.
Its astronominalogical to ponder Dark Matter and the swingingly swirling galaxy monkey bars. Keep climbing.
astronominalogical by nadja m February 28, 2020
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