Definitions by Jezru

assalanche 

When an ass is so large that the definition of that ass is completely lost within the body of the individual bearing the ass. Usually best identified when the ass starts amid the fat of the back and ends at or after the knees.

Damn, I'd have hit that but I'm afraid I'd be consumed in the ensuing assalanche.

assalanche by Jezru January 4, 2008