Assturder’s Syndrome 

When the douche session for bottom prep fails and you’re left with a poopy butt and shamefully have to tell the top you can’t bottom tonight.

“So how’d it go with big D last night?”

“I had a bad case of Assturder’s Syndrome and had to call it off.”

Assturder’s Syndrome by Assturders May 4, 2025

Assburger Syndrome 

It is a disease of which causes the person to shit burgers the size of a bigmac. In some cases people with assburger syndrome produce chocolate milkshakes when they have diarrhea.

The retarded police man has Assburgers Syndrom, he can make milkshakes too.

Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome

Assburger Syndrome by retardeddictionary December 7, 2009

Assburger Syndrome 

when u shit out burgers

Retarded police man had assburger syndrome

Assburger Syndrome by assburgersyndromepatient January 27, 2009

Assburger syndrome 

The puzzled look brandon willis gives you while conversing with you

Brandon looks as though he has a touch of downs syndrome but i do believe it is assburger syndrome he is suffering from !!!

Assburger syndrome by Mudnanner February 2, 2017