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Asstachment 

The act of sending an email without it's intended attachment, forcing you to resend another email with the attachment AND a bumbling apology for being so absented minded.
Bill sent the email out with attaching the drawing, forcing him to send an asstachment immediately after.

Asstachment by Kim Browne July 28, 2008
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attachment issues 

when you have attachment issues to a partner its very difficult for you to say goodbye or goodnight because you love them so much. This is okay if the relationship is healthy, because its just because you’re in love. someone who is attached might have trouble sleeping unless their partner is there to hug them. someone who is attached might also not admit it , but its very clear to see that they are glued to their partner.
Kelsie has attachment issues when it comes to peter. She always needs him around “

“ Anthony is always at his boyfriend Ben’s house, those two have bad attachment issues “

attachments 

A metaphor for "balls" as coined by David Hobbs of SPEED during a Formula 1 broadcast.
(Jenson Button has just made a daring pass)

Hobbs: "Wow. Boy has some large attachments!"
attachments by Geoff AF May 8, 2010

attachment 

to bind by emotional ties, as of affection or loyalty
im attached to my mom.
attachment by cristinaav May 29, 2005

Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment 

A sex position, invented by a future Principal and his former student, where the girl lays on a bed with her head dangling off. The guy, with penis erect, drops the crane directly into the girl's mouth. The girl then proceeds to give a sweet blow job. (This is the upside down crane dropper). The Wrecking Ball Attachment is when the guy reaches onto the girl's vagina and stimulates her. Women tend to like this move much better than the Upside-Down Crane Dropper. It's awesome.
I put my girlfriend in the Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment and she loved it!

Attachments 

Thirst traps or nudes sent
How are you and Jess?”
“Great, I woke up to some fire attachments this morning
Attachments by Robyn smith October 16, 2019

attachment disorder 

When a person forgets to attach a document to an e-mail after explicitly stating that it is present.
Erin: RE: Look at this picture!!
Message: You did not attach that picture on your last e-mail.
Jeremy: Re: RE: Look at this picture!!!
Message: I always forget to attach the picture before I hit send. I must have an attachment disorder.
Word of the Day on February 7, 2008
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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