Asspie

The product created when spreading ones ass cheeks and spackling the space between with cherry filling

Dane's mom really knows how to make a good asspie

by B_don October 16, 2011

Asspie

A word that can stand for anything taken to be negative, ranging from describing mediocrity to expressing anger or disinterest in a situation.

As a noun, "That movie was asspie."
As an adjective, ", The acting was such asspie."
As a proper noun, ", Hey, Asspie!"

by The Colonol May 8, 2006

Asspie

A pie that was set on an ass blanket

Would you eat an asspie?

by Sandy February 18, 2004

asspie

A slice of asspie, as it is commonly referred to, is a synonym for a big, steaming pile of shit. To qualify as an asspie, the crap must be larger than a Volkswagen Beetle spare tire and it must be fresh. Extra points if there is actual steam rising from it!

John: This movie was a piece of steaming asspie!
Elizabeth: Have you seen 2 girls 1 cup? That bitch cranked out an asspie in a cup.

by CartlidgeIsGay February 2, 2009

asspie

Someone or something that is either stupid or is really stupid.

What an asspie! I can't belive he ate that dead cat.

by Dr Barnyard J. Messiah May 9, 2003

asspie

A disgusting-tasting pie.

"I hope they're not serving any of that asspie today!"

by Bethany November 9, 2003

asspie

a pie made out of a donkey, or ass

Man, shepard's pies are good, but this asspie is GREAT!

by xyloplax November 11, 2003